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Bring me: Lotsa cheese
Get away from me: Old spitting people
Ze blogger: Petrie / Renny / Rens / Renorm
/ RennyKeens / Renny GoCrazee / Nunu / Norm
Reyrey / RensFalacy
I've learned to make friends with fire,
to keep from getting burned.
I only had one heart to give,
and you only had one heart to take,
and as I put my ear to your mouth
to hear your one last dying breath of words,
I whispered back be still my dear,
for this will only hurt a second,
but not even hell would forgive me for
what I'm about to do to you.
Love will kill us all
I am so not emo.Please eh.
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I'm the Godmother of outcasts,madonna of the unloved.
Loving and Emotional.Shrewd and cautious.
Intuitive as well as imaginative.
Indecisive,over-emotional and sensitive.
Clingy and sadly possessive.
I like smelling the scent of new clothes
I scoop up cheese with my finger.
I dislike old people spitting on the streets.
I hate how hougang's infested with old people.
I usually give in to insomnia.
thats the reason for these eyebags.
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Frustrated.Darn chain comments.
Saturday, September 12, 2009 at 1:13 AM
To all my friends, thanks to you sending me chain letters, the following occurred:* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good forremoving toilet stains.* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infectedwith AIDS.* I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial astupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda,Turkey and Tokyo.* I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogens theycontain may turn me into a lesbian.* I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothingother than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will getsick from the rat feces and urine.* I think I am turning into a lesbian because when I go to parties, I don't look at any guys no matter how hot he is, for fear that he will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account, a sick girl thatwas about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. Funny that girl, she's been 7 since 1993.......* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I wrote expecting the $150,000 total that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program.* But I am positive that all this is the cause of a stinking chain that Ibroke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from Satan himself.If you didn't get it, this means: don't send me any more chain letters.